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Did Lard Valve Spontaneously Combust?

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While his ass-mouse, Lupie Fruitie was lighting his own farts? Perhaps that’s why we have seen the Mother Lard posting lately. Lard Valve Sucks

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> While his ass-mouse, Lupie Fruitie was lighting his own farts? > Perhaps that’s why we have seen the Mother Lard posting lately. > Lard Valve Sucks

Something tells me he’ll be back. But….he has been awfully quite for a loooong time, hasn’t he?  I’d like to think he’s laying low for a while, hoping that things improve for his heros is D.C.  It really sucks when you stand up for someone….and they turn out to be even worse than people first accused!  I mean, with all the crap coming out of Washington….every single DAY, more dirt comes out.  The media can’t even keep up with it all!! Hilrarious!  (in a very sad sort of way, that is.) I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.  On one hand, I’m glad people are starting to see what’s been going on.  On the other hand….when people realize…..well, you know.  That’s the sad part. Not a good feeling to realize you’ve been raped….several times. Maybe LV is getting therapy to cope with it all…… Mike

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You mean have "NOT" seen the Fart Valve posting, right? Maybe the senile sap died already, heh? Back to you, Ka-Bonger…

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I saw a short piece on the news – "Rescue teams forklifted a huge, nearly comatose amp tech from his Denver home. The unnamed tech was found in a pile of Hostess Ho-Ho wrappers, pie plates, pork chop bones, and – of course – Diet Pepsi cans.   The already-oversized front door had to be widened further to make way for the forklift. Mysteriously, the floors had been previously reinforced. "Walls were plastered with posters of Rush Limbaugh, George W. Bush, Bill o’Reilly, and Ann Coulter. ‘Jeez – looks like the home of a serial killer,’ one EMT remarked." The Repair Guy http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

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Mr William ‘Willie’ Whittaker passed away on November 7th. Cause of death: Suffocating in a pile of his own bullshit.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – > I saw a short piece on the news – > "Rescue teams forklifted a huge, nearly comatose amp > tech from his Denver home. The unnamed tech was > found in a pile of Hostess Ho-Ho wrappers, pie plates, > pork chop bones, and – of course – Diet Pepsi cans.   > The already-oversized front door had to be widened > further to make way for the forklift. Mysteriously, the > floors had been previously reinforced. > "Walls were plastered with posters of Rush Limbaugh, > George W. Bush, Bill o’Reilly, and Ann Coulter. ‘Jeez – > looks like the home of a serial killer,’ one EMT remarked." > The Repair Guy > http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

Despite the fact every one of those images is a direct steal from moi, you get points for having attempted creativity. At Ease.

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> I saw a short piece on the news – > "Rescue teams forklifted a huge, nearly comatose amp > tech from his Denver home. The unnamed tech was > found in a pile of Hostess Ho-Ho wrappers, pie plates, > pork chop bones, and – of course – Diet Pepsi cans.   > The already-oversized front door had to be widened > further to make way for the forklift. Mysteriously, the > floors had been previously reinforced. > "Walls were plastered with posters of Rush Limbaugh, > George W. Bush, Bill o’Reilly, and Ann Coulter. ‘Jeez – > looks like the home of a serial killer,’ one EMT remarked." > The Repair Guy > http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/ >Despite the fact every one of those images is a direct steal from >moi, you get points for having attempted creativity. At Ease.

Now that Lard Vulva has gone silent, if only momentarily, perhaps Marc will stop patting himself loudly on the back while attempting a solo rimjob, if only momentarily.   Hey, don’t laugh, it could happen — then again, maybe not….        Posted via TITANnews – Uncensored Newsgroups Access              >>>> at http://www.TitanNews.com <<<< -=Every Newsgroup – Anonymous, UNCENSORED, BROADBAND Downloads=-

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> While his ass-mouse, Lupie Fruitie was lighting his own farts? > Perhaps that’s why we have seen the Mother Lard posting lately. > Lard Valve Sucks

See how, like a recently released prisoner begins to get itchy for the buggering he was forcibly dealt on the inside, this subjekt begins to crave that which he professes to abhor. Diagnose:  Pathetisch. Dr. F.

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> While his ass-mouse, Lupie Fruitie was lighting his own farts? > Perhaps that’s why we have seen the Mother Lard posting lately. > Lard Valve Sucks

He took a pretty hard pasting a while back om NOS vs. new production devices. Google it. John

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>He took a pretty hard pasting a while back on >NOS vs. new production devices.

Not in his opinion  :-) The Repair Guy http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

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>>He took a pretty hard pasting a while back on >NOS vs. new production devices. >Not in his opinion  :-) >The Repair Guy >http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

Enough it appears he’s gone away to pout. Ken Wilson Proud Owner of Lord Valve, PMG, John Wheaton, Claude Lucas,  Freep the Xenophobe, Chuck, pseudobacker, Max Floater and the rest of the  Union of Rightwing Idiots Needing Explanations (URINE)  and, at his own request, Lars Overshank (aka ‘The Cowardly Lion’) Supporting the Troops at http://www.resisters.ca http://www.criticalhistory.com/

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>>He took a pretty hard pasting a while back on >NOS vs. new production devices. >Not in his opinion  :-)

Shoot — "in his opinion" he’s ten feet tall and bulletproof, but that doesn’t make it so.            Posted via TITANnews – Uncensored Newsgroups Access              >>>> at http://www.TitanNews.com <<<< -=Every Newsgroup – Anonymous, UNCENSORED, BROADBAND Downloads=-

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>>He took a pretty hard pasting a while back on >NOS vs. new production devices. > Not in his opinion  :-) > The Repair Guy > http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

And that’s fine. We all go off our keel sometimes. I’m cutting a little slack here because we all know the NOS devices were more robust. But the current production models are gaining some ground in that regard. John

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>>>He took a pretty hard pasting a while back on >>NOS vs. new production devices. >Not in his opinion  :-) >Enough it appears he’s gone away to pout.

Ah, there’ll be some reason. Yngwie’s band probably stopped for some of Lady Valve’s cookies, and to have their Marshalls rebuilt. The Repair Guy http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

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>>>He took a pretty hard pasting a while back on >>NOS vs. new production devices. > Not in his opinion  :-) >And that’s fine. We all go off our keel sometimes.

And if we’d all admit it, it might be a more civilized world… >I’m cutting a little slack here because we all >know the NOS devices were more robust. But >the current production models are gaining some >ground in that regard.

I have no opinion. I haven’t played enough tube amps to hear subtleties. The Repair Guy http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> While his ass-mouse, Lupie Fruitie was lighting his own farts? > Perhaps that’s why we have seen the Mother Lard posting lately. > Lard Valve Sucks > He took a pretty hard pasting a while back om NOS vs. new production > devices. > Google it. > John

doubt THAT would keep him away.

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->> While his ass-mouse, Lupie Fruitie was lighting his own farts? >> Perhaps that’s why we have seen the Mother Lard posting lately. >> Lard Valve Sucks > He took a pretty hard pasting a while back om NOS vs. new production > devices. > Google it. > John > doubt THAT would keep him away.

Yes, I doubt it is any one thing. There were a few irons in the fire and when all combined the result could be just enough. One never knows how things will come together to shape one’s decisions. John

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>He took a pretty hard pasting a while back on >>>NOS vs. new production devices. >>Not in his opinion  :-) >And that’s fine. We all go off our keel sometimes. > And if we’d all admit it, it might be a more > civilized world… >I’m cutting a little slack here because we all >know the NOS devices were more robust. But >the current production models are gaining some >ground in that regard. > I have no opinion. I haven’t played enough tube > amps to hear subtleties. > The Repair Guy > http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/

By "robust", I was referring to the plate voltage. As was pointed out by one poster, the voltages used on the NOS devices were far below what they were capable of handling. The NOS tubes were just beginning to take notice, as it were. At the same time, if decent voltages used by the NOS tubes were applied to the newer devices, you might get catastrophic results. Sparks and smoke and flames. Oh my! John

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>> While his ass-mouse, Lupie Fruitie was lighting his own farts? >>> Perhaps that’s why we have seen the Mother Lard posting lately. >>> Lard Valve Sucks >> He took a pretty hard pasting a while back om NOS vs. new production >> devices. >> Google it. >> John > doubt THAT would keep him away. > Yes, I doubt it is any one thing. There were a few irons in the fire and > when all combined the result could be just enough. One never knows how > things will come together to shape one’s decisions. > John

Ke-riste..! ! Suddenly, Ed is back with 7th grade insight…  someone else thinks LV "took a paisting" (???)…  Sheesh..! ! !   Me thinks he showed that *regular amps* using *regular* settings sound VERY similar using just about any of todays *good* currently made tubes.  Rich K. posted that NOS is *capable* of much more, which is certainly true…  but how many "players" are out there pushing their amps into the MAXIMUM envelope of capability…???  In the final analysis… Rich was correct… and LV was also correct… Ummm… I see an analogy coming… (!?!?!)  as in… if you need an engine for a ‘63 Vette, you get the CORRECT engine for the job… but, if you have a CAMRY/HONDA/BUICK…  there are LOTS of engines that have the *power* to do the trick. Same with tubes…  as far as Rich K. is concerned… (this is my opinion of Rich’s point-of-view, and my onpinion only..)  If I wanted an amp to be *tweaked* to maximum available "anything"… I wouldn’t hesitate to take it to Rich to get the job done.  If I needed *design* consulting for a tube amp, I’d go to Rich as well… But… if I need power tubes for a Reverend/Fender/Marshall/Etc… that is set-up within relatively *standard* parameters, I suspect that LV could provide non-NOS tubes that would fill the bill.  Or, at least his ‘test’ shows that in this circumstance, non-NOS tubes are more than adequate. Lastly, unlike many other wankers in this NG… LV is a "player" of some repute (as are many others on AGA), and… as he has said before, was putting together a band and getting "back into the music biz". Well… *DUH*..! ! ! !   I figure he’s finally found a bass player and is spending his free time rehearsing/recording/*doing* music instead of rattling the cages of usual suspects on the AGA. So… while Blum talks of ‘lighting farts’… (that’s about as mature as Ed gets..) and Timepax yammers on lying this way and that to try his best to "win" some minor point, LV is most likely adding ‘a real gigging band’ to his current resume. I think I’ll call him and see what’s doing….  I need some parts anyway… maybe a spkr, or eight, or sixteen as well… (!!!!!) gtski

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– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>> While his ass-mouse, Lupie Fruitie was lighting his own farts? >>>> Perhaps that’s why we have seen the Mother Lard posting lately. >>>> Lard Valve Sucks >>> He took a pretty hard pasting a while back om NOS vs. new production >>> devices. >>> Google it. >>> John >> doubt THAT would keep him away. > Yes, I doubt it is any one thing. There were a few irons in the fire and > when all combined the result could be just enough. One never knows how > things will come together to shape one’s decisions. > John > Ke-riste..! ! > Suddenly, Ed is back with 7th grade insight…  someone else thinks LV > "took a paisting" (???)…  Sheesh..! ! !   Me thinks he showed that > *regular amps* using *regular* settings sound VERY similar using just > about any of todays *good* currently made tubes.  Rich K. posted that > NOS is *capable* of much more, which is certainly true…  but how > many "players" are out there pushing their amps into the MAXIMUM > envelope of capability…???  In the final analysis… Rich was > correct… and LV was also correct… > Ummm… I see an analogy coming… (!?!?!)  as in… if you need an > engine for a ‘63 Vette, you get the CORRECT engine for the job… but, > if you have a CAMRY/HONDA/BUICK…  there are LOTS of engines that > have the *power* to do the trick. > Same with tubes…  as far as Rich K. is concerned… (this is my > opinion of Rich’s point-of-view, and my onpinion only..)  If I wanted > an amp to be *tweaked* to maximum available "anything"… I wouldn’t > hesitate to take it to Rich to get the job done.  If I needed *design* > consulting for a tube amp, I’d go to Rich as well… > But… if I need power tubes for a Reverend/Fender/Marshall/Etc… > that is set-up within relatively *standard* parameters, I suspect that > LV could provide non-NOS tubes that would fill the bill.  Or, at least > his ‘test’ shows that in this circumstance, non-NOS tubes are more > than adequate. > Lastly, unlike many other wankers in this NG… LV is a "player" of > some repute (as are many others on AGA), and… as he has said before, > was putting together a band and getting "back into the music biz". > Well… *DUH*..! ! ! !   I figure he’s finally found a bass player and > is spending his free time rehearsing/recording/*doing* music instead > of rattling the cages of usual suspects on the AGA. > So… while Blum talks of ‘lighting farts’… (that’s about as mature > as Ed gets..) and Timepax yammers on lying this way and that to try > his best to "win" some minor point, LV is most likely adding ‘a real > gigging band’ to his current resume. > I think I’ll call him and see what’s doing….  I need some parts > anyway… maybe a spkr, or eight, or sixteen as well… (!!!!!) > gtski

Find out what you can about Derek’s role in the upcoming EC world tour while you’re at it.  I’ve heard the band lineup will be quite a departure from the last one.  The european dates are already on sale. Rumor has it that LV also got an offer to do some recording with Derek and Susan when they finish getting their studio set up.  My parts order ships Monday. Jeff

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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->>>> He took a pretty hard pasting a while back on >>>> NOS vs. new production devices. >>> Not in his opinion  :-) >> And that’s fine. We all go off our keel sometimes. > And if we’d all admit it, it might be a more > civilized world… >> I’m cutting a little slack here because we all know the NOS devices >> were more robust. But the current production models are gaining some >> ground in that regard. > I have no opinion. I haven’t played enough tube > amps to hear subtleties. > The Repair Guy http://repairguy1993.netfirms.com/ > By "robust", I was referring to the plate voltage. As was pointed out by > one poster, the voltages used on the NOS devices were far below what > they were capable of handling. The NOS tubes were just beginning to take > notice, as it were. At the same time, if decent voltages used by the NOS > tubes were applied to the newer devices, you might get catastrophic > results. Sparks and smoke and flames. Oh my! > John

Perhaps limiting the test to "in a given STOCK amp, will the performance be similar?"  would have made more sense than trying to say the new product is equivalent in every way to the NOS.

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To: Champion debaters, wordsmiths, intellectuals (actual or self professed), et al. May I offer: Never shallowly discount Lord Willy, "the" resident logodaedalian of alt.guitar.amps. Moreover: LV is as staunch of the embodiment of an American as – any. Read into. PS, the cat is a pure sack full’a soul, if, per chance, you have been too errant to notice. ’nuff said…

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> To: Champion debaters, wordsmiths, intellectuals (actual or self > professed), et al. > May I offer: Never shallowly discount Lord Willy, "the" resident > logodaedalian of alt.guitar.amps. > Moreover: LV is as staunch of the embodiment of an American as – any. > Read into. > PS, the cat is a pure sack full’a soul, if, per chance, you have been > too errant to notice. > ’nuff said…

Mem Shannon’s Ode to Denver’s William the Wad & AGA ‘Pals’  From the CD "I’m From Phunkville" Cut #12 3:52 _Ignant__Stick_ It might be made of wood–it might be made of steel It’s gonna hurt like hell and take a long time to heal Somebody gonna hit you with an ignant stick For trying to pull some stuff like this Somebody gonna hit you upside your head Better keep your promise an do like you said Big man you better leave good people alone They doin bad enough on their own You better stop treating good people bad You gonna have a whole lotta stuff on your hands Hey you Mr. politician You better stop abusing your position And you Mr. boss man You better honor your retirement plan Keep track of all your lies You gonna wind up with a big surprise It may be man or it may be God You gonna fall down awfully hard

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> PS, the cat is a pure sack

A pure sack indeed…

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did courageously avow: >To: Champion debaters, wordsmiths, intellectuals (actual or self >professed), et al. >May I offer: Never shallowly discount Lord Willy, "the" resident >logodaedalian of alt.guitar.amps. >Moreover: LV is as staunch of the embodiment of an American as – any. >Read into. >PS, the cat is a pure sack full’a soul, if, per chance, you have been >too errant to notice. >’nuff said…

LV is no better than a bushel sack of the worst offal mother nature has ever been known to produce. Ken Wilson Proud Owner of Lord Valve, PMG, John Wheaton, Claude Lucas,  Freep the Xenophobe, Chuck, pseudobacker, Max Floater and the rest of the  Union of Rightwing Idiots Needing Explanations (URINE)  and, at his own request, Lars Overshank (aka ‘The Cowardly Lion’) Supporting the Troops at http://www.resisters.ca http://www.criticalhistory.com/

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