Retirement Party

Fire destroys couple's retirement home

Question:

Is that why you traded yours for hers?

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text ->#1.  A random Disney park gets lost in a fog of farting devils.  Which one >will be chosen at a craps table in Reno three days before the event, so >nobody can follow the paper trail. > I was going to save up so I could go to Disney Land this Fall or next spring.. > but my fugding van costing over $3000.00 fudging dollars to repair this year > took care of that plan.. > — > A roomful of people vigorously exploring Sethian ideas-what fun! Add the > guidance and insight of Lynda and Stan–even better! >                    –Billie & Jerry Steiert, Kirkland, WA

Response:

Insurance Fraud. Heard ‘em talking about it at the local watering hole, right before they hired ’someone’ to toss the match in. They’d found out over a week ago it was a target on the latest CIA/HSA/FBI/GWB ‘Terrorist Simulation’ list. And took care of it themselves since they hadn’t purchased the ‘terrorist activity’ rider in the policy. Trouble is, they were third down on the list after some ‘terrorists’ blow up some apartments in Palm Springs and Philadelphia with their baking soda and vinegar ‘balloon bombs’ (LOTS OF THEM). #1.  A random Disney park gets lost in a fog of farting devils.  Which one will be chosen at a craps table in Reno three days before the event, so nobody can follow the paper trail.

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